can of whoop ass 

Pursuing this course may cause fisticuffs to follow (on your ass).

Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

can of whoop ass by mandingoh December 10, 2004

Can of Whoop Ass 

Something Chuck Norris never opens, because he makes his own.

Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*

Can of Whoop Ass by you wish you were chuck norris April 30, 2009

Can of Whoop Ass 

One of the most over used and lamest of all sayings. Bears little meaning anymore. In the same outdated category as terms "dont go there" and "talk to the hand"

Jimmy:"You better watch it or I'll open up a can of Whoop ass".

Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."

Can of Whoop Ass by d November 29, 2003

can of whoop ass 

A US Air Force cargo plane fully loaded with combat equipped US Army Paratroopers - Some of the nations most unequivocally certified bad ass motherfuckers - on their way to a real world, or simulated airborne insertion.

When those Paratroop Doors open over what ever third world shit-pile they've been dispensed to, and that jump caution light turns green all manners of whoop-ass will assuredly commence on the ground below.

see LGOPS

You see that C17 Globemaster out there on the tarmac son? That Aircraft can hold 102 combat equipped paratroopers. When the President picks up the red phone and dials, they can have that can of whoop ass in the air smokin, headed anywhere in the World in 18 hours or less.

can of whoop ass by ABN_PMPN505 June 21, 2011

can of whoop ass 

An actual energy drink, according to a recent issue of National Geographic.

See this? (shoves can in listener's face) I'm about to open up a can of Whoop Ass.

can of whoop ass by Misterdoe February 8, 2005

can of whoop ass 

What every mercenary in Far Cry shouts when he can't shoot at you.

I'm gonna open a can of whoop ass on u!!

can of whoop ass by bobsters April 7, 2004

Can of Whoop Ass 

the term has been popularised, among other things, by one of the mightiest and most well-known gaming clans that participate in the famous FPS on-lnine game Far Cry: {TAF} (The Animal Farm).

As everyone in the Far Cry community knows, "For those times a can of whoop ass just isn't big enough: {TAF} In A Can!"

Can of Whoop Ass by tafdingo July 28, 2008