confuse 

Make no sense

Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie

confuse by Pedro Mendez Mulachos April 17, 2003

confuse and conquer 

Information age warfare. The strategy of maintaining power and control over one's subordinates or opponents by burying them in disinformation in order to promote confusion, paranoia and mistrust. The point of this type of propaganda is not to persuade anyone, but to keep the target audience engaged, distracted and unable to effectively unite in opposition.

Confuse and conquer:

Kathy: “Omg Beth, there's so much contradictory information everywhere I don’t know whats real anymore!”

Beth: “Just give up Kathy, we’ve totally been confused and conquered.”

confuse and conquer by CLICKHERETOESCAPE March 6, 2017

Confuse the Goose 

Originally the name of the board game D.W. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit TV show "Arthur", is now used as a euphemism for any sexual act except intercourse, particularly oral sex preformed on a woman.

"There's this girl in my chemistry class who has some great boobies. I don't know if I'd have sex with her, but I hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little Confuse the Goose."

Confuse the Goose by gimpy2552 April 4, 2008

Confuse-icated 

Another way of saying confused - but with a twist.... it also rhymes with fornicated - some what

Holy crap, I just confuse-icated those two words!

Confuse-icated by missbe.xx December 8, 2010

confuse and screw 

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.

He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.

confuse and screw by magentaorange June 21, 2016

Confuse abuse 

To confuse abuse someone is very similar to emotional abuse. Imagine every day you are made to feel like you have done something wrong and everything is your fault when in reality it isn’t, it is the other person - that is confuse abuse. To drive someone who hasn’t done anything wrong insane whilst they try figure out what is up. To constantly have a go at someone for nothing. Confuse abuse can lead into several mental health problems such as: psychosis, depression, anxiety and low self esteem. This can also result in suicide or extreme depression. If you think you are getting confuse abused... tell someone, get help.

I just don’t understand what I am doing so wrong every day to deserve this, I’m getting confuse abused.

Confuse abuse by El0963 April 3, 2019

Confuse choke 

When a kodi says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a Jasmin chokes on her curly wurly straw

Oi u made me confuse choke

Confuse choke by Jasck May 23, 2019