blumkin 

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

"Bitch get your ass in here and give me a blumkin!"

blumkin by Gary B January 12, 2005

blumkin 

The act of receiving very tempting oral sex, commonly know as a blowjob, while expelling fecal matter on a toilet seat. It is common at most social gatherings such as house parties, where Mexican black beans are served, along with very erotic females walking around.

"Bitch, put that phone down and give me a blumkin!"

Sebastian gets a little cranky when his girlfriend refuses to give him a blumkin.

Kathy was forced to comfort Lewis when he was constipated by gently stroking his penis and giving him a blumkin.

I had a chalupa with extra spicy beans and I had to go release my stinky brownies in the potty room. I was having a painful struggle getting Mr. Poopie out, then all of a sudden Madeline came in. She grabbed my Mr. Wiggles and started sucking on it. At that moment, I realized I was getting a blumkin. Now I am popular just like the other douchebags in my 4th grade class.

blumkin by superpooper June 13, 2008

blumkin 

getting a blowjob whilst taking a stinky Shit.

Anthony really enjoyed it when christy gave him that blumkin last night.

blumkin by vanhorn April 13, 2007

Blumkin 

The act of receiving a blowjob while on the toilet pooping.

Sandy gave Jerry a blumkin.

Blumkin by Evan Foott June 9, 2007

blumkin 

Giving someone head while they are taking a dump on the toilet

She gave me a blumkin

blumkin by Bigboy Jon May 10, 2008

Blumkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a crap.

I was on the shitter smoking a fattie and that bitch came up and gave me a blumkin.

Blumkin by Bullitt Bob March 19, 2009

blumkin 

taking a nice shit while your woman is sucking your cock

Me and Susie blumkinated last night.

blumkin by Chashkey January 7, 2009