telewacker

A childish noun, Word used for penis/genitalia

Bobby got soap in his telewacker now it burns when he pisses

telewacker by Evil ken January 5, 2005

taliwacker 

long penis, but kind of skinny for its length

i like to play with my taliwacker

taliwacker by ghoof April 28, 2006

telesnacker 

Someone who insists on eating while on the phone, chewing loudly in your ear.

Man Scott was totally telesnacking when he called me this morning.

Man Nick is a total telesnacker you should of heard him chewing my ear off today.

telesnacker by Wes Stone March 10, 2008

Tuliewackers 

Way out yonder in the middle of no where

We were lost in the tuliewackers for hours

Tuliewackers by Fatboy98 September 15, 2009

tuggin the taliwacker

Jackin off, beatin your meat, clearing the pipe. Masturbation

Dude1: Wheres Steve?
Dude2: He's got a hot date tonight so he's probably in the back Tuggin the taliwacker

tuggin the taliwacker by steelrunner83 February 13, 2010

taliwacker 

A penis that slightly resembles a big, fat, juicy sausage.

He wacked his taliwacker.

taliwacker by Talia (aka Taliwacker) March 13, 2008

telewhacker 

another word for "Penis".

"dude, put some pants on, I don't want to see your telewhacker."

telewhacker by colin cassady April 10, 2008