clanders

A very bland person who doesn't have much of a personality much like the patriots head coach. Typically very boring and unfunny. Also most turn out to be a vampire and aren't good at video games.

"Wow he sounds like a Clanders with his monotone voice"

clanders by Pastaboy May 28, 2016

Bike Chanderson

Ship name for the pairing of Blaine Anderson and Mike Chang on the TV series Glee.

Bike Chanderson in 03x18:

Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.

Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.

Bike Chanderson by bikechanderson March 25, 2013

clandestiny 

(n.): the relationship between ideal best friends, both of whom are checkered in some way, past or present

"Clandestine makes it sound better..."
"Yeah... sort of like destiny!"
"Clandestiny!"

clandestiny by lolcougar July 29, 2009

Clandestine 

Kept or done in secret, often in order to conceal an illicit or improper purpose

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Clandestine by michelle August 20, 2004

clandestine violator 

An individual thats sneaks around communal showers or crowded dance floors covertly engaging in sexual contact then disappearing before the victim is able to identify them.

Clandestine violator is general term used to describe an individual that engages in any covert touching of unsuspecting victims genitalia.

If the violator checks someone's oil with his/her thumb while in a communal shower they become a rusty ninja.

Guy 1: I can't get any action tonight!

Guy 2: Go become a clandestine violator for a half hour or so, then you'll have something to think about while you jerk-off later.

Dude 1: Some clandestine violator just grabbed my junk!

Dude 2: That's the closest you've ever come to getting laid.

Guy 1: I kind of liked it, so I'll pretend it was a girl.

clandestine violator by sandy_x December 9, 2012

Black Clandesade 

Blakk clan-des-aid (n.)

A very dark person who is also very depressive, but they don't show it. Much like an extreme of stoic.

Although using just clandesade, the person being described is someone who is very depressed and doesn't show it.

Person 1: Man, it's like you're happy all the time!
Clandesade: Uh, yeah... I am (whispers) On the outside...
Person 1: What was that?
Clandesade: Oh nothing! *smiles*
Person 1: No way; you're a Black Clandesade!
Clandesade: *sigh* Yup.

Black Clandesade by Talya Gray September 16, 2008

Brass Clangers 

guts, bravado

coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase by your wife, slapping her on the ass and having the brass clangers to say: "You're next."

Brass Clangers by AH-1CobraPilot February 9, 2010