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Paul Hoehn 

A mouthy man who likes to play around with his check books and never actually get anything done. He likes to waste time by driving around in his car using up gas money that he could easily be spending on more important things. Basically, he is as dumb as they come! Plus, he has become growly obessed with Beyonce Knowles.
"Wow, I haven't gotten anything done today!"

"Stop pulling a Paul Hoehn, and get something done!"
Paul Hoehn by Pauli Wall May 24, 2009
Related Words

hoehuddle 

A conversation done actively in an internet chat room by a group of people with common interests.
The members of the covenant are on a hoehuddle right now.
hoehuddle by tamalienish May 5, 2009

hoehness 

pronounced "Hoeh" like the first three letters of "hoof" not "hoop", with "ness" Hoo-ness.
1) A type of geek, normally male (but not always) who is overly involved in what he is doing.
2) This definition is when "hoehness" is used behind a describing noun-Someone who's knowledge is vast about a certain topic. i.e. "That professor is a Biology hoehness."
3) A kind of loser who's attempts to forward his position always unwittingly backfire, normally in front of an audience, but not neccesarily.
1) The bowler with all the gear on his arm, drying his fingers on the air blower, is a hoehness.
2)That wild Red Wings fan in the stands wearing the goalie mask is a hockey-hoeness.
3)Look at the guy who fell off the curb trying to hail a taxi...what a hoehness!
hoehness by aquaman004 April 12, 2007

Hoehopper 

a female who hops from male to male and even proceeds to seduce your man.
Man, ain't she a hoehopper! Started with one dude now she got ten when you say she hoehoppin you can say it again!
Hoehopper by xblkBEAUTY December 29, 2010

Hoehlered 

1.) To be cornered and inconvenienced by your boss for an extremely long time for an "urgent" matter
2.) To be stuck on a phone call for hours on end with your boss when in fact all he wanted to know was if you were available to meet the next day to get Hoehlered... again
3.) To take it up the ass hard from your boss
I was on my way to the bar but then I got Hoehlered for three hours and was stuck drinking four shots in a row to play catch up.

After being Hoehlered I drank heavily and ended up rolling down the wheelchair ramp at the Pink Taco.
German for biggest jew slayer alive.
Friend: Dude did you see the hoehles?
Other Friend: Are there dead jus around?
Friend: yep.
Other Friend: Its them alright.
hoehle by krzyfobazn August 29, 2009