Sneezegun

When a person sneezes like a gun/pistol, back to back.

A) You told your friend is coming for the movie.

B) I don't want o carry a "sneezegun" to a cinema hall

Sneezegun by notanartistt July 2, 2016

sneezegasm 

An urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will orgasm. An orgasm achieved this way is known as a Sneezegasm.

With this hayfever I've been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning I swear it was so bad I had a sneezegasm and I'd already used up almost all my kleenex. I had goo drippin' outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. So basically my underwear is glued to me now.

sneezegasm by Mister Hughes. March 25, 2007

sneezeiure 

To sneeze multiple times in an excessive amount.

1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
2:OMG this kid is having a sneezeiure!1!1one!!eleven
1:<sneeze>

sneezeiure by Ma-Rak January 13, 2008

Sneezecumpoop 

Verb - (SnEEze-Cum-Poop)We call this the tri-fecta all of the feel good bodily releases. The Sneeze the Cum or orgasm and of course the poop. no the actual poop but act of pooping. We do not suggest trying this at home as you may internally combust. Please seek medical attention or a toilet and tissues as soon as you feel the oncoming symptoms.

We are unsure but we know the sneezecumpoop is messy.

Sneezecumpoop by Shmick and Shmal November 5, 2009

sneezen't 

The feeling when you're about to sneeze, but don't.

-Bro, why did you stoped talking so suddenly?
-I just had a sneezen't...

sneezen't by Koda0903 November 30, 2018

sneezegasm 

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

The girlfriend sneezegasm'd.

sneezegasm by Kelsey and Dani April 24, 2009

sneezeburger 

a burger, with or without cheese, that has been sneezed on.

Wendy's employee: *sneezes on hand holding burger*
Girl: Did he sneeze on my cheeseburger?
Friend: You got a double bacon sneezeburger!

sneezeburger by ambbb May 24, 2008