awkner

an awkward boner

"Man, I had such an awkner during my prostate exam."

awkner by GingerSnapKat April 17, 2016

awkner

An awkward boner.

Hey bro, I had an awkner after the new girl in the office told me to fuck off.

awkner by KitKatGingerSnap July 8, 2016

Awkberg

The slightly awkward moment when Mark Zuckerberg meets Jesse Eisenberg meets Andy Samberg on Saturday Night Live.

Surprisingly, the universe did not implode upon the union of not one, not two, but three bergs.

Andy Samberg: Wait, have you two not met? Awkberg!

Awkberg by Alucrix February 20, 2011

Awkers 

Awkward, abbreviated form that sounds cuter :p

Paul: I think you're a sexy mofo.
George: Uhm.. wow. That's awkers.

Awkers by pokexdiversity October 18, 2008

awkwertisati 

a presence of awkwardness in a room

i caught my ex the other day kissing my sister and the awkwertisati was strong

awkwertisati by egg&sperm April 9, 2020

awnery 

This is how the uneducated and slightly ignorant pronounce ornery. Basically, you can pronounce it this way if you want to sound like an idiot.

I am awnery because my parents couldn't afford to send me to college.

awnery by Jeff Plincus October 2, 2007

Awkwercourse

Sex that somehow creates an awkward feeling in one or more of the individuals participating in it. See Awkward Sex.

Jim and Cassie had total awkwercourse last night; Cassie kept texting during it.

Kyle kept begging Becky to have sex with him, but he was so bad in bed that Becky kept declining. She just wanted to avoid the awkwercourse.

Awkwercourse by Firestorm502 July 20, 2010