gork 

Acronym for "God Only Really Knows" - Medical slang for someone who has suffered a traumatic head injury and is comatose or in a persistent vegetative state.

This guy was shot in the head. He's never going to come out of his coma. He's a gork now.

gork by blunt_instrument November 5, 2003

gork 

One who pops fart bubbles in the bath tub with their nose, alternate definition one who sniffs bike seats after someone uses such seat

Anthony is such a gork he loves to smell the seats after the tour de france.

He also enjoys farting in the tub then popping the bubbles with his nose in order to smell them being the gork that he is.

gork by bigdennydballmcsketchikins August 4, 2009

gork 

noun - used to identify when someone has absolutely no intelligence, taken from the medical slang of the same name used as shorthand to signify a patient has no brain activity.

by that last remark, you have proven you are a gork

gork by Willie Felersnatch September 8, 2007

Gork 

One who is both a geek and a dork.

Look at that fucktard with the hunch back and his grandma's bra. Man what a gork

Gork by Kate rocks August 8, 2003

Gork 

One of the two Warhammer Orc gods. Constantly warring with sibling, Mork.

"Me'z der messag.. mesang.. TALKER of Gork 'n Mork. Mi'z arsho a sharman. Me'zh a gort er Big stikk, and, er, mezha gonna blurgeon any ladz 'n boyz 'n gobbos 'n stunties 'n tings, dart don't like Gork 'n Mork."

Gork by Warhammer Nerd March 27, 2004

Gork 

Combination of a person who is a geek AND a dork.

That guy was such a gork, he was so busy paying attention to his hard drive noise he didn't realize his shirt was on inside out.

Gork by EvilJayne May 20, 2008

Gork 

A tall goofy looking guy

Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson is a gork

Gork by John King September 1, 2008