Snotty Dick 

When you giving him a little sucky sucky and you sneeze getting snot all over his dick.

Bro1: Yo fam I was getting a little sucky from Avs and I went to far and she gave me a snotty dick.
Bro2: Ew that's fucking gross as hell man.

Snotty Dick by Sucka McCock October 10, 2016

Snotty Dickfinger 

It’s when you sneeze in your hand then have a wank

John John sneezed in his hand then tore one off with his snotty dickfinger

Snotty Dickfinger by Casey317 May 13, 2025

Dick Snott

Urban dictionary: a man's ejaculation or substance that comes from the muscle many call penis/ dick, shlong, pee pee, Becho and pinga.
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Used in a sentence: girl you better Not waste all my "dick snott"

Dick Snott by Miss Vendetta December 2, 2020

Dickishly Snooty 

It can either be done with a dildo or a real phallus. One person dresses as the monopoly man / mr. peanut (monocle REQUIRED). The "phallus" is then placed across the upper lip of the "snooty" much like a fake mustache. That person then tells an erotic story in the style of a masterpiece theater reading.

Also used to describe when someone is trying to be high-brow but sounds like they've got a dick for a mustache.

"That poetry reading was dickishly snooty"

Dickishly Snooty by ninjo May 4, 2010