A person who will do anything for a ticket to see their favourite band/singer/comedian preferable with someone with a nick name that has to do with herbs.
Ryan : I really want a Justin Bieber meet and greet ticket!
Helen : would you bang Chives for one?
Ryan : all night long
Helen: you are a ticketwhore.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.