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Choculation

n.- "Meditation in the presence of food causing the secretion of choculatory fluids at an increased rate." A good choculama can choculate for extended periods of time, even out of the physical presence of food. To reach choculation, one passes through the divine. Another way to reach this divine is through starvation, though that is sacrilegious.
After visiting Fat Man's Row, ordering a tub of chicken, a quarter pounder with cheese and two stuft burritos, I almost experienced choculation.
Choculation by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004
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verbal copulation 

when two people unknowingly flirt with each other to such an extent it becomes unbearable to witness much longer by outside parties
Girl: Tell me please!
Boy: I can't tell you it's a secret
Girl: But I wanna know, it's -
Outsider: Hey, could you two stop with the verbal copulation and buy us some drinks

Codulation 

The act of perfoming "COD" otherwise known as Call of Duty. This term applies to any COD such as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 or any other form of COD on any console or computer.
Gotta run, I got a Codulation session planned tonight.
Codulation by natejont November 15, 2009

Cockulation 

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.
"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

according to my calculations 

"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"

Renai Circulation 

That one weeb song you here everywhere. The fourth opening for the Bakemonogatari series.
Weeb 1: Se no!
Demo sonnan ja dame
Mou sonnan ja hora
Kokoro wa shinka suru yo
Motto motto

Weeb 2: OMG IS THAT RENAI CIRCULATION?!?

Chocolating 

Specifically shopping for chocolate.
Hey girls! When you are having a chocolate craving, what do you want? CHOCOLATE! Well, go chocolating! Pack up the kids, wrangle your husband, grab a group of girlfriends, or hit the town alone and find a chocolate shop. Basically, GO CHOCOLATING!!! Sure, you will come home and eat a boat-load of chocolate. Sure, you will regret it later, but that's why chocolating means "shopping for chocolate". How often do you really go shopping? huh, what was that? Oh, only once a week?...Well, if you only do it once a week, it can't be all that bad for you. So, let loose! When you get the urge, take life by the horns and go CHOCOLATING!!!