hot turtle 

The sillouette of a micropenis in spandex shorts on a roided out lunk at the gym.

When Randy was spotting me, I couldn't help but stare at his hot turtle in my face.

hot turtle by Jennifer Vonfingertrap July 14, 2015

Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick 

The Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick originated in Brooklyn New York during the late 1970's. The HTCS happens when one male, usually a former body builder, deficates on any frozen meat product, and using only the feces as a means of lubricant, inserts it into the rectum of another man as a means of sexual gratification. Usually the recipient of the Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick wears a blue Red Sox cap..

Richie: Did I mention I used to be a body builder in New York?
Mike: Really? Me too! But now I just have this blue Red Sox hat.
Richie: Perfect! I have been wanting to give the Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick again! Let me go grab something out of the freezer.

Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick by Bearded Lady April 3, 2009