log ride 

When a person takes a crap and the water from the toilet splashes up onto the buttocks. Thus, it is like a "log ride" at an amusement park in that the "log" goes down into the water and you get splashed.

"I didn't enjoy my last crap because I got a log ride."

log ride by Bukambok May 23, 2006

log ride 

A true log ride is this:
First you take a huge shit
Then, while giving your bitch a swirly, you nail her in the ass
Nail her in the ass until she shits.

I gave that bitch a nasty ass log ride

log ride by Don696969 March 19, 2008

log ride 

when a guy cums on someone's chest then shits on the jizz and watches it slide down.

damn she is sexy; she looks like she would enjoy the log ride.

log ride by deseanj January 24, 2011

log ride 

Fucking a chick with a frozen piece of shit approximately 10.72 inches long and 2.44 inches in diameter.

I gave your mom a log ride last night. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

log ride by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 20, 2004

log ride 

the act of passing feces into another's asshole, and having them return the favor. Can be repeated

We practiced the log ride for fifteen minutes.

log ride by BUCKYBABE January 6, 2007

Log Ride 

A Log Ride (sexual position) is when one person deficates (takes a shit) on another persons chest while in the sitting up position, then urinates (pisses) on them just above where they deficated. This reuslts in the feces (the shit, a.k.a. log) riding down the stream of urine (piss) to their stomache or further, much like a log going downstream.

"Chris said his wife let him give her a log ride the other night! That's were that stain on the carpet must have come from...."

Log Ride by The Second-Hand Condom Man February 9, 2010

Log ride 

The extension of a blumpy where you are taking a shit with a girl sitting on your boner, having a great ride!!

Hey baby. Before I finish this shit, stop the blumpy and hop on board for a log ride!!!

Log ride by Biff J Kowalski July 14, 2010