Potato 

An object of poor quality. Usually a video camera or a microphone.

"This youtube video quality sucks. Was it filmed with a potato?"

"The voice acting in this cartoon sucks. Did they record the voices with a potato?"

Potato by Chdonga January 1, 2012

Potato 

A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Person 1: Why is the new girl in the lower maths?
Person 2: Shes a potato.
Person 1: I'm so lucky that I'm not a potato.

Potato by beauty_bubs97 September 11, 2014

potato 

a person who ties up their sweatshirt strings and sinks themselfs into a pile of pillows and blankets while crunching on some chips and binge watching netflix all weekend

"what did you do all weekend"
"i was being a potato"

potato by badbby42 November 28, 2018

potato 

Socially awkward or innocent person; awkwardly shy

"Do you swear a lot?" - "No. I'm a potato"
"Are you popular?" - "No I'm too much of a potato"

potato by Grammar Potato July 18, 2017

Potato 

Someone who's forever alone and no one would want to touch with a 10 ft stick.

I am a Potato.

Potato by Bryn Tilney May 8, 2013

Potato 

A word that can be used in place of other words such as stupid, retarded, etc. Potato, or potatoes if the situation calls for it, can be used as an adjective to describe a person or an event/series of events.

"That was some potatoes right there"

"Last night was so full of potatoes"

"Are you with potatoes right now?"

Potato by FuneralMoon1533 January 17, 2013

potato 

The only edible plant that will grow during a mini-ice age. Means of surviving a inhospitable environment.

Man, his friends are cold; glad I brought a potato with me.
If it wasn't for my pug companion, I'd have to be my own potato.

potato by Br&t September 4, 2015