Schekels 

A highly infectious diseas, that causes one to lack causes one to Damascus the math skills needed to succeed in life.

I had schekels last year, therefore I lack the skills when trying to learn some quality mathematics.

Schekels by Math enthusiasts May 5, 2015

shekels 

jewish coins/israeli currency and for some reason, slang word for cash in Ireland.

Id say they cost ya a few shekels.

Yeah not too bad, 60 quid.

shekels by womoma April 16, 2005

Shekelstein 

Ethan Shekelstein, lord of the Jews

All must give the mighty Jew Shekelstein all the shekels.

Shekelstein by Fuckingniggerfaggotilovehitler May 22, 2017

Schmekels 

A play on the Yiddush word schmekel- however it used to describe someone who does something really stupid. Also it is appropriate to name someone Schmekels in ascending order (i.e. Schmekels 1, Schmekels 2, etc.), in the order they do something stupid. Schmeks is an acceptable use of Schmekels

There goes Schmekels #1, he earned that title after busting his head open the first night. Oh look, there goes Schmeks #19, it took him a while but he still made an ass of himself

Schmekels by ellunitiko June 14, 2010

shekels 

Israeli currency. It's generally used by the conspiracy/anti-semitic/pol crowd to refer to money, with the connotation that Jews are greedy and try to control the market. Part of the le happy merchant meme.

Felix: "first part of the leg that gets shekels....I mean shackled......Oh no''
4chan: *squealing* ''he knows'' -anti-Semitic jokes- ''yiii one of us <3''

shekels by Miles Evangelista May 27, 2019

shekels 

Israeli currency. It's generally used by the conspiracy/anti-semitic/pol crowd to refer to money, with the connotation that Jews are greedy and try to control the market. Part of the le happy merchant meme.

Felix: "first part of the leg that gets shekels....I mean shackled......Oh no''
4chan: *squealing* ''he knows'' anti-Semitic jokes ''yiii one of us <3''

shekels by Miles Evangelista July 18, 2019

shekels 

Israeli currency. It's generally used by the conspiracy/anti-semitic/pol crowd to refer to money, with the connotation that Jews are greedy and try to control the market. Part of the le happy merchant meme.

Felix: "first part of the leg that gets shekels....I mean shackled......Oh no''
4chan: blah blah blah ''he knows'' anti-Semitic terms ''yee one of us''

shekels by Miles Evangelista April 25, 2019