LILF

(L.I.L.F.) Lamp I'd like to fuck, a moth's favorite thing to get off to.

(Moth): Oh that's a really hot LILF.

by hornyjew2 September 29, 2018

LILF

Librarian I'd like to fuck

LILF is a female librarian of not above 40, with sizable breasts that causes a reaction of arousal in thine pants.

by praetorian1988 November 26, 2010

LILF

Leg I'd Like to Fuck

"Woof. That's one sweet ass LILF. Woof bark."

by Kiyel June 17, 2007

LILF

Acronym for "lukiolainen I'd like to fuck".

Used in Finnish upper secondary schools do describe a hot female student.

"Lukiolainen" means sixth former in Finnish.

"Wow, what a LILF!"
"I would surely love to date that LILF!"
"Did you hear that Maria was voted the LILF of the year?"

by L I L F December 18, 2009

LILF

lecturer i'd like to F***

Commonly used by university students who've dropped their standards and have a fetish for tweed jackets. Should not be confused with the Teacher antonym.

Mez: 'OMG what a LILF was he?!'
S: 'you're desperate.'

by Stan40101 February 25, 2011

LILF

Lolita I Like to Fuck

You see that 16 year old girl over there? She's a total LILF!

by LarsHorn June 27, 2007

LILF

Lady I'd Like to Fuck

Although Debbie appeared to be aging, I wasn't sure if she had grandkids or not. I referred to her as LILF at a funeral, and she slept with me for making her feel young again. Have class and get old ass

by CougarHunter7488 November 12, 2017