mountee 

Unique, adrenaline junkie, fun. An all around amazing guy. He is sweet, handsome, and very respectful. He is often taken for granted but still goes the extra mile. He seems big and tough, but he is the biggest sweetheart you'll ever meet. Ladies this is the man you wanna never let go of. This is the man you dream about finding and marrying. He's simply the best ever.

Oh god he's such a mountee!

mountee by Lyss420 March 1, 2015

Mountception 

A mountain within a mountain, a mountain in which the true summit reveals itself from half way up.

Mountception is the worst thing that can happen to an obese person climbing a mountain

Mountception by Jockmchaggis August 26, 2013

county mountie 

A CB radio/trucker term used to describe a member of the local law enforcement. This phrase usually refers to the county sheriff structure in the United States.

Watch out good buddy you got a County Mountie on your tai1!

county mountie by S McQueen March 18, 2006

county mountie 

Trucker term used to describe local (usually rural) law enforcement, such as a sheriff or deputy, that is not part of a statewide highway patrol law enforcement unit.

Trucker 1: Hey there Eastboud, what'd'ya leave behind ya?
Trucker 2: Westbound, you got a county mountie takin' pictures at about the 112 yard stick.
Trucker 1: Ten-four driver, you're clear all the way to K-town.

county mountie by grizzled March 17, 2006

4 way mounted mantle penis 

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.

i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.

4 way mounted mantle penis by the creator ;) December 13, 2010

mountie 

A slang term for the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police). One of the world's most well known police forces.

They are known for their bright red uniforms, but unkown to most people, those uniforms aren't actually used in every day work.. They are FORMAL dress

Hide the weed dude, here come the mounties

mountie by Dean December 11, 2003

mounted up 

To have rims mounted onto the hub of your vehicle.

I got my 87 s10 blazer mounted up on them 24's with no cut and no rub.

mounted up by ken/eutechnyx April 26, 2008