get your shit together

Get your life in order, stop fucking around and get your head on straight.

Could also be to straighten or pack items that are askew.

Bob: "yo I failed the last 2 exams"
Phil: "you really gotta get your shit together"

get your shit together by sixelanicolle February 3, 2015

get your shit together

1) to organize something such as a stack of papers or such
present tense of

2) to get your thoughts straight; to put your mind at rest

3) to get everything ready for an event of any magnitude, be it the king of the world's birthday or your mother finishing dinner

past tense: got your shit together

future tense: get my shit together

1) When I couldn't find my homework in my messy backpack my mom told me to get my shit together.

2) That meeting really messed with my head; I gotta get my shit together.

3) Dude, the bus leaves for the track meet in ten minutes! Hurry up and get your shit together!

get your shit together by Fox of the field January 17, 2007

Get your shit together

Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.

Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.

Get your shit together by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022

Get your shit together

To do an extra set because your mind wasn't focused on first set

Josh exclaimed "get your shit together " after Ryan and Saun did not complete the exercise correctly on the first time

Get your shit together by The Josh bean July 15, 2016

get your shit together

Be consistent

A.I do not eat meat because it's not ethical.

B.Do you eat fish ?

A.Yes

B.Is not fish living creatures either worthy of your so-called "ethical" attitude ?

A.Oh...

B.GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

get your shit together by limaras March 21, 2010

Get your shit together

A scared phrase for anyone doubting themselves in life. Unique because of the three "t" sounds uttered in it's use. t for the cross, and three for the holy

Trinity. So, basically it means fucking find Jesus or you're going to hell! It's not an momentary action, but a lifetime commitment.

"I've spent my life dicking around on the internet, no GF, no job, dropped out of college. get your shit together or God will throw you in the trash."

Get your shit together by Zroogz March 11, 2019