skinny lettuce 

Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.

Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!

skinny lettuce by Realdeal34 December 30, 2014

Skinny little lettuce 

A term to use when someone is doing a bad thing and u are jealous of them or in other cases u can use the term skinny little lettuce to show anger and rage. Then people will be confused on what u are saying to them and will laugh like a dinosaur on drugs trying to catch a fly but then fell off a cliff

Guy 1” What in the fucking world”
Guy 2”laughs”
Guy 1 “ Get out of my fucking swamp”
Guy 2 “ ooo scary”
Guy 1 “ u skinny little lettuce

Skinny little lettuce by Baby ISSAC January 2, 2021

Skinny little lettuce 

The term skinny little lettuce is used when u are jealous or if u are angry then the person will be a drunk dinosaur trying to catch a fly falling off a cliff so they won’t understand

Guy 1”Pours Lego on guy 2”
Guy 2” What in the fucking world"
Guy 1"laughs"
Guy 2" GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SWAMP"
Guy 1 " Beeeeeep"
Guy 2 " U SKINNY LITTLE LETTUCE"

Skinny little lettuce by Baby ISSAC January 2, 2021