Lappen

German for "Lope". A Lappen is someone you can't take seriously and is just annoying.

Leon ist so ein Lappen

by MrCreamy69 July 28, 2023

lappen

Lappen is a variant of the French word "Lapin" which means rabbit. As in bunny rabbit.

Look at that Cottontail Lappen prancing through the bushes.

by AwesomeAnimalsTakeUsintoNature December 18, 2014

Lappen

(noun.m): /lapən

If you read this, you are a Lappen

by nayfen.jeims February 5, 2023

Lappetizer

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

first-rate cunt lapping

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

by peach_buddies September 24, 2007

Bag Lapper

The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.

Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.

by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008

Lappe

The act of pouring beef au jus on a woman's vagina and catching it with your tongue.

Damn, that bitch had some beef curtains, so I give her the lappe.

by Paulycfg July 2, 2022