Mansault 

When a woman physically or sexually assaults a man.

I don't know why society generally thinks a woman shouldn't get their ass kicked if they mansault a man.

Mansault by Iamfree November 14, 2014

mansult

To insult someone's manpride. To be generally offensive to men exclusively and explicitly. To hate on men. To make derogatory references to someone's manhood. To make insults that are massively hurtful to men. Something you only say when you're a total bitch and hate all men.

"You know you simply aren't able to satisfy me because you're small and useless at sex as well as ugly and everyone hates you because you're not cool and never will be." Woman

"There's no need to mansult my manpride!" Man

mansult by TheOtherOtherDude October 11, 2010

mansultations 

One man consulting another man professionally and with intent to empower him to be successful at a task. Nothing sketchy, but there will most likely be beer and power tools involved... and grunting.

Bobby, this is why I told you to ask me first... you really needed some mansultations before attempting to fist her with your foot!

mansultations by MaTheMeatloaf! August 7, 2015

massaulted 

combo of molested and assaulted

the big gay policeman pulled me over an went hip skippity when he molsaulted my virgin ass

massaulted by stumpy299 March 17, 2003