Irish Twist

Recently, scientists have discovered the last page of the kama sutra was ripped out. This page is rumored to contain the steps to the ultimate sex move, which has been nicknamed the "irish twist". It is protected by a small group of sex gods, lead by OG MUDBONE, known as the Order of the Orgasm. Each member knows one step, and will only pass it on to their disciple before they die. All who search for the secrets of the irish twist have been found, killed by over-intense orgasms. Some key steps are predicted to be an industrial washing machine, a leprechaun or two, and a thunderstorm. After the irish twist is complete, a man will be able to find the extremely elusive Z-spot, then die from his orgasm. After 69 days, his penis will rise and he will rule the world

OG Mudbone is the only man alive who can control the power of the irish twist.

Irish Twist by xtremeirishman October 25, 2014

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irish twister

When a group of 3 or more drunk people start a scuffle in a bar that gets out of hand quickly

Oh man I almost lost my drink there when that fight broke out....

Gotta be careful around those irish twisters

irish twister by Poppa Paradise May 12, 2016

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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