percratious 

A place-keeping adjective used to describe, in an attempt to seem astute, anything that you have absolutely no fucking clue about.

"So I was watching Cosmos, and sometime in the Percratious Period, cavemen would..."

percratious by More Shade Than Any Tree September 17, 2014

Pervatious 

Pervatious can be used to describe the way guys look at life from an overly sexual and indecent perspective, can be extremely uncomfortable in some situations.

Hanif: “I’d drill her face, she’s so beautiful”
Me: “You’re so pervatious it’s disgusting”

Pervatious by Q.kesha October 27, 2018

percolatious 

perky,lively and fabulous

After drinking Micah's fresh brewed Costa Rican coffee, I'm feeling percolatious.

percolatious by trina silk September 7, 2006

Pernatious

See [Hamboji}

Pernatious by Whitetiger16000 April 1, 2003

pervatious intextication 

When one is completely preoccupied, intoxicated and engulfed in a massive swarm of sms communications. The topic nine times out of ten being sexual in nature or having such undertones. Sexting of high caliber on a large scale; charting new territories over the digital abyss.

Mike: Did you just see Kory almost run into that lady in the store wearing that intoxicated expression staring at his phone?

D: Ha, yeah pervatious intextication, is quite an entertaining condition to have-much less see in effect..

Mike: Yeah he almost took that poor woman out. Did you see the look on his face when he came to? Looked like he would of if his mom had just caught him balls deep in a cambodian immigrant tied up in their basement.

D: Ah shit thats terrible, man!! thats a little too pervatious even for his taste.

Mike: nah, just sayin..

pervatious intextication by Unintentionall Sic-tionary October 4, 2010