Sophomore Sluts

The sophomore sluts are high school girls who somehow over the summer transform from awkward freshman girls into curvy, giggling, glittered up, party skanks. It is unknown how this transformation occurs, but top scientists theorize that it is some sort of witchcraft that causes the metamorphosis into a sophomore slut. They can be identified by their shorts that leave half of their ass hanging out, cheap multi-colored hair extension, and trashy tramp stamps. They are a senior girls worst enemy as they make it their personal mission to claim the senior guys for themselves, and seem to hold some magical allure for such guys.

Senior Girl: God, this skank just stole my boyfriend! We've been together since freshman year, how can he just leave me for some sophomore?

Wise Friend: She must be one of the Sophomore Sluts. Trust me, there was nothing you could do. He just can't help it.

Sophomore Sluts by Funnylover May 8, 2014

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Sophomore Sluts

A group of girls who go from being nerdy freshman to total skanks in their sophomore year. Recognizable by their slutty outfits, glitter, and cheap colorful hair extensions. Each color corresponding to what they're willing to do. Orange means they'll kiss, Pink is for BJs, Red means they'll go all the way, and Silver means they'll pretty much do anything. Take a particular liking to senior guys, and are the mortal enemies of senior girls.

Senior Girl: The Sophomore Sluts are totally after my ex-boyfriend! We only broke up 3 days ago!

Sophomore Sluts by DefinitionIsMyMission July 17, 2014

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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