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When one feels the pain of a recent endeavor gone awry but feels the need to masturbate furiously.
often the individual may cry out in pain but also moan with pleasure when doing the deed.
You: what are you doing in there? you've been crying for an hour... and I can hear fapping, are you having a sobwank
Me: Such sadness in my heart, but such pleasure in my genitals
Sobwank by Chloethemoonpie March 14, 2011
Related Words
sokwan skwank skwanky sowan Skowanah Skwan Skwanker Sobwank Sockwanker sofwan
A special name rarely used for males,
Sofwan has good attributes of a fine leader.Has an affectionate personality and attractive hairstyles.Good enough to be a Hokage.
Sofwan the 8th Hokage , yang hensem tuu😘
sofwan by BerehBoh December 29, 2017
Someone who thinks they are very posh, elegant or swank, but in reality they are totally skanky. These include, but are not limited to people that dress head to toe in designer clothing with the label or logo emblazoned on every square inch of their body, women that insist on wearing high heels even though they stomp around like horses, men who bathe in cologne and wear too much jewelry, anyone with a dog breed that has teacup as a prefix (usually carried around in a hideous bag made especially for it with logo of choice), people that think just because you spent a lot of money on it's classy, et cetera.
What is she thinking with those extensions and that dress?!

I have no idea, but she's totally skwanky.
Skwanky by Josie Salome December 30, 2009
to engage in cyber sex using Skype.
John was in London and i was in Beijing, but we had a good skwank last night online.
skwank by arnalta January 2, 2011
Skwank like a knomb a small dwarf like thing.
"shut up you fucking skwank!"
skwank by skwank May 2, 2006