-2 lbs 

A simple way of providing a weight without any information. Found on the grindr profiles of headless men dedicated to subtly informing people they're not comfortable with either their hairline or sexual identity.

Online 30 minutes ago. 10 miles away. 25 years old. -2 Lbs.

About: MUSC MASC MISC MUSK

-2 lbs by Julian SIlverman June 20, 2014

9 lbs of roast beef 

What the strippers in Mexico pussies look like.

"Whoa, is this a strip club or a deli?"

9 lbs of roast beef by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003

500 lbs, out to here 

when someone is really really fat, you put your hands at about half arm span and say that they are "500 lbs out to here" a variant is "500 lbs, like out to here"

DUDE! Elena is like 500 lbs, out to here!

500 lbs, out to here by ASSgas May 24, 2006

79 lbs 

The highest weight allowed in my spare bed.

I have 79 lbs get it 79 pounds?

79 lbs by Cody5050 December 22, 2022

lbs 

let’s be serious

somebody: you and your sister look alike
me: lbs .. i look better than her

lbs by coochie man👴🏿. November 1, 2020

lbs 

Little bitches

You lbs could never mess with me

lbs by C4n4d14n September 9, 2020

5-10 lbs 

A big penis in reference to weight or girth. Refer to wood on a bed picture for a visual image.

Did you sleep with Tony last night?

“Yeah, he had that 5-10 Lbs”

5-10 lbs by LonnieMobile November 12, 2020