doughy dick

A non-erect penis. Completely flaccid. Often the result of seeing a very unattractive woman.

"I looked at her and she gave me a doughy dick."

doughy dick by gay_the_musical June 5, 2014

pillsbury dough dick 

When a guy can't get it up he has a pillsbury dough dick.

He was all over me, but he was so drunk, he had a pillsbury dough dick.

pillsbury dough dick by zakrob April 20, 2007

dough dick 

man who cant get an erection, soft as putty;

pit it away dough dick, ur fucking useless, i would rather sit oan ma finger!

dough dick by angie and lynne February 6, 2007

doughdicking 

Similar to snowdicking, q.v., the act of doughdicking involves shaping uncooked bread dough into the shape of a penis, with or without scrotum. Doughdicking is an occasional pastime for young males at bakeries and anywhere else there is bread dough.

It was a slow and boring day at the local bakery, so Mark and Denny decided to engage in doughdicking. The result was....let's say, small.

doughdicking by Xterra1 September 4, 2013