confusinated

To be very confused in an awkward situation

I don't know what you mean, I'm confusinated.

by lizrhaley May 27, 2014

Confusinated F***

Confusinated is a term used to describe someone who is so confused that they appear to be intoxicated, which in some cases they are.

Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.

The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.

(waking up to a naked creepy weird old man right after you buy a new house)
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.

by Elite Slipknot Maggot April 9, 2010

confusticated

The combination of being confused and frustrated.

I am feeling very confusticated.

by Pooky Nubs September 7, 2006

confusitate

to make one so confused they hesitate with their answer

Chuck: Hey how are you slkjsal;kasjdlkas?

Charles: im fi.... wait what you just confusitated me.

by capabara and the gerbil December 30, 2008

confustrated

a mix of confused and frustrated, which often come together

"I can't make sense of this manual - I'm so confustrated."

by bodhilicious1 August 17, 2008

confusipated

Mental constipation; Thinking outlet blocked due to unknown reason resulting in no word spillage.

I don't know what to do, i'm so confusipated!

by Mani Grewal January 16, 2008

confusticated combobulation apparatus

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.

Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

by mulletboat June 5, 2009