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A character in the anime, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures. Throughout the series, this character grows intellect and plots in upmost secrecy his plans for a utopia: a world with no flaw. Interestingly enough, his plans turn rather malevolent. Miraculously, however, the support of a community of Arcane Reborn both physically and psychologically strengthens Zolten into the fierce, independent young laddo he is today.
Friend 1: I remember when you first came to this school. You’re such a Zolten. You were originally a bully who listened to nobody, and now, you’re a sweet empathetic person
Friend 2: *floshed*
Zolten by Vyridic November 18, 2019
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To insert three or more penises into ones butt-hole
Hey Rob, did you all zolten last night?
zolten by butt-fuck? January 31, 2014
Zoltan, name
If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.
Hey, who's she dating?
Looks like a Zoltan to me.
Zoltan by zolikasloverrrr1999 December 19, 2019

zoltaneering

Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question
An example of zoltaneering:
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"
zoltaneering by manfrom1980 August 29, 2008
If you know someone who is so incredibly amazing, heroic, brave, great and can change the world, they are a Zoltan. This is because the real Zoltan, Zoltan Tildy, was an amazing hero who saved us all by risking his life and single handedly defeating Nazi Germany.
Person 1: WOW! That person has got to be the best person that has ever lived!
Person 2: What a Zoltan!
Zoltan by Anonymous Zoltaniest March 27, 2019
A god-like being of near immeasurable power, stregth, stamina, intelligence and ego. Hah!
Who would win in a fight: Thor the Thunder God or Zolton the God of Reality?
Zolton by Zolton January 8, 2004
Honourable member, ninja and mighty god to all beings. Also having the ability to destroy and rampage over backstabbers.
I dont dare.. Zolton will get us !
Zolton by Moe January 14, 2004