Consolences 

Sympathy for a person who has a different video game console than your own.

Friend 1: "Oh, you have the Xbox One? My consolences."
Friend 2: "Shut up dude."
Friend 1: "I'm just saying I feel bad for you."

Consolences by AerPilot November 5, 2013

Consolences 

Consolences: like condolences but from someone close to you who is trying to console you. Someone who knows you too well to offer condolences when a sad thing happens.

A consolence can also be a non-verbal action. If someone gives a friend a hug as a form of consoling then they offer her consolence, which might elicit the reply "Thanks for the consolences".

E.g. My father offered me consolences when I dropped my slice of pizza in the dirt.

Consolences by Chateau Zo January 27, 2014

Condolence High Five 

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

Condolence High Five by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022

condolence 

Pity for someone else's sorrow or loss; Sympathy.

After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family.

condolence by Larstait November 10, 2003

Condolence-Five

The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.

Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five"

Condolence-Five by Quinnstefani December 3, 2014

Consolenerf

1. Video games which could have been great on PC's at one time, but were changed to console (or ported from console) by someone who did not understand the benefits and potential of gaming PC's.

ex. - You used to have something cool, but now your stuff
suxors.

"That game used to pwn, but now it blows. They consolenerfed Modern Warfare 2."

"This game would have been so much better if the designers didn't consolenerf it."

Often refers to games released by video game developers who started by developing great PC games, but decided to take advantage of the PC gamers by using their profits earned from PC gamers to then focus development for console games (Xbox/PS3/Wii), because the casual gamer could care less about quality gaming which is left to the hardcore gamers who enjoy competition.

2. Consolenerfed - verb -

a. To make something pointless whereas before it was productive

b.To Stop something from working

Usually a term used in online games:

'' Aww Gawd...They Consolenerfed COD MW2 by not including Dedicated Servers!''

Consolenerf by DaPahkoDeBBF October 21, 2009

condolences window 

The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.

Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!

condolences window by Mentirosa August 6, 2011