funching 

the act of finding a cold spot in your bed or back side of your pillow while sleeping.

I was sound asleep and awoke to find myself funching!

funching by Mitchgitch December 28, 2007

funching 

Having sex during your lunch break from work.

Emma and Kyle are funching today.

funching by MegDizzle77 July 14, 2011

Funching 

Fist punching someones anus

Brooke had a permanent limp from a full night of funching from the footy team.

All the guys at the party spat on Gary's fist before he funched Brooke's asshole.

Funching by Buttman 2000 January 1, 2014

funching 

Getting punched while fucking.

Joe and Aaron like funching my wife while i'm not home.

funching by Funch Master February 7, 2010

funching 

fucking and hunching

same as having intercourse and dry sex

funching by anonymous May 13, 2005

funching 

funching, the act of sucking your own penis

yo truman u tryna go watch the new godzilla movie? nah bro im funching

funching by fred the flying waffle March 19, 2024

Funching 

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it

-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.

Funching by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025