internet speed
internet speed by Nick June 27, 2004
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Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed
"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed by QuacksO July 28, 2018
high speed internet
high speed internet by bob the duck March 24, 2004
high-speed internet
Internet that costs twice as much as regular speed, and yet you still have to wait an hour for those songs you want to finish downloading.
Even though we just had the house wired with wireless, high-speed internet, it is still taking an hour to download two songs.
high-speed internet by 2coo4skoo January 17, 2005
high- speed internet
dude- my internet is crap, all i get is buffering when im 'buffering'
other dude- dude, get high- speed internet, its a little extra, but now im the only one 'buffering' ;)
other dude- dude, get high- speed internet, its a little extra, but now im the only one 'buffering' ;)
high- speed internet by eldude6969 May 27, 2009
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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