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shirt fight 

A "shirt fight" is a very brief type of fight that occurs when two parties begin to get aggressive with eachother, yelling first and then usually one or both people grab hold of the others shirt and yanks at it or uses it to shake that person they are yelling at. A "shirt fight" differs from a "fist fight" in that no physical blows are thrown, but cannot simply be defined as an argument because it usually results in a ripped/stretched shirt.
Example (1)

Person 1: "I heard Joe and Bob got into a fight last night at the bar; are they still mad at eachother?"

Person 2: "Naw, it was just a shirt fight they were cool later that night."

Person 1: "A shirt fight?"

Person 2: " Yea, you know they got into it yelling and touseling with eachother and Joe's shirt got a little ripped."
shirt fight by Ralph Midd November 14, 2013
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Shit Fight 

A great, messy struggle, such as a freeway at rush hour or registration at a large university.

I got this from a deck hand, who works off of Hawaii and the Great Barrier Reef in Australia.
Don't even try to park near the stadium. It's a shit fight on game day.
Shit Fight by KingfishRex October 28, 2004

Monkey Shit Fight

Two or more monkeys fighting with rolled balls of their own shit often resulting in a filthy shit fest.
Hey Mike, you wanna go out and watch the Laker game later? Hell No, I'd rather watch a monkey shit fight.
Monkey Shit Fight by teakyden December 20, 2007

shirt cock sword fighting 

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.
"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."

Monkey Shit Fights 

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.
I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!
Monkey Shit Fights by JSP123 January 22, 2009

shit fright 

When one can't shit in public.
Paula: Yo Rachel let's go take a shit!
Rachel: Bro I can't shit here i have major shit fright...
Paula: Oh, thats rough. Let's hurry back to your place then.
shit fright by rachelalemany January 7, 2018

pre-flight shit 

A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!
Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!
pre-flight shit by LonePooper February 1, 2018