stabalise

It's like when you get a bird preggers... then realise she'd a ho so you drop one in her stomach.... You stabilised the situation....

"Yo Tracy, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna stabalise yo vagine"

stabalise by TheStud2013 October 7, 2013

stabalise

To stabilise a 'pregnancy' situation using ones fist into a females womb.

Tom was a young man, his girlfriend selfishly got pregnant.

Tom was not happy when Tina packed on the pounds, gained mood swings, lack of sex, grumpy, frumpy, rather lumpy in leather....

Tom waited for Tina to be sick.... When he crept up behind her, removed her panties and stabalised her womb with a blunt toilet brush.

stabalise by William-Shakespeare November 4, 2013

stabalise

To remove ones pregnancy with a sharp object, thus stabilising ones situation.

I say, I came home one evening to the news that my beloved wife, Clara, was pregnant. I proceeded to go to the sword case to retrieve the medieval longsword and headed back into the library.

Clara lay there as I stabalised the situation with sword, repeatedly poking her womb. All is well now, but i ruined a bloody good sword.

stabalise by DanielMurphy October 7, 2013

Stabalone 

An exclusive title earned by only the toughest of Vagina's in which they prove their value by enduring an onslaught of the most rough and violent fucking from the largest and most ferocious dicks.

Damn girl, word on the street is that you've got the plug on some poached stabalone.

Stabalone by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

stabilise 

To troll in such a way that you would give up your own gaming experience in order to destroy it for someone else.

'Wow,man, you really gonna stabilise my game right now'

stabilise by One#2 December 5, 2016

stabilizers 

the metaphorical brakes that a girl can apply to the progression of a relationship with a close friend, usually in the friend zone, usual due to the irrational nature of the mind of a girl.

"has Jeff got himself a sweet and sticky surprise from Amy yet?"
"nah, she she's keeping on their stabilizers"

stabilizers by bastante March 10, 2013

Stabilize the Bed 

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up

"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"

Stabilize the Bed by toby69420 October 17, 2017