Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a
technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for
entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the
standard time it takes to relieve oneself.
"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into
the bathroom."
"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."
"If it wasn't for this
captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my
procrastination!"