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happy hippo 

A treat from Kinder that has an outer, hippo-shaped wafer shell filled with two kinds of cream. Comes in hazelnut and cocoa varieties.
Happy hippos are quite possibly the greatest thing in the history of eveything ever.
happy hippo by dancinpete January 13, 2007

Happy Hippo 

a chinese who thinks they are white
dude look at that chinese person over there
they are such an Happy Hippo

Happy hippo 

One of the best Kinder products out there. Absolutely delectable.
Stoner: They're called happy hippos because they make hippies happy.
Happy hippo by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Happy Hippo

The sloppiest, wettest, freakiest fat girl blowjob.
Yo your mom gave me the most insane happy hippo last night, I didn’t sleep for a minute
Happy Hippo by BDZteel March 13, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026