blaid

To get blaid is to get both blazed (high) and laid at the same time.

I wanted to get blaid real bad, so I rolled up a blunt and called over Susie Q.

blaid by BAGbc September 2, 2013

blaid

blad pronounced in a funny accent.

'oi blaid seit mei yow phowne or you geit blaypse! '

blaid by Loop (Yik) March 7, 2005

Bladderful 

The feeling of needing to pee.

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!

Bladderful by JBennett February 14, 2009

bladerful 

The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009

Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016

Student: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes? What is it?

Student: I am feeling very bladerful may I use the restroom please?

bladerful by Din P February 26, 2017

Shy Bladder 

When you are unable to pee because there are people in the vicinity and you cannot begin urination until they are no longer around you.

Man I really had to piss but I was in a crowded bathroom and I have a shy bladder so I held it.

Shy Bladder by madrascaldavid August 15, 2009

teacher bladder 

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.

Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.

teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017

AKM blade 

Unit of time in Overwatch. This term is named after AKM who took 3 minutes and 45 minutes to farm Genji dragon blade by doing less than 400 damage during Dallas fuel vs San Francisco Shock match in Temple of Anubis on April 19th, 2018.

15 minutes = 4 AKM blade
30 miuntes = 8 AKM blade
45 miuntes = 12 AKM blade
60 muntes = 16 AKM blade

AKM blade by c9c9c9c9c9c9c9c9c9 September 25, 2018