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turdshine 

to polish the crap until salable. Usually applies to making something appear more desirable than it really is when in reality it is a steaming pile of fecal mass. Can be used in any situation involving making things that suck look less suckier and passing them off as being the coolest fucking thing on earth.
"Time for a new update, lets just apply some turdshine to the old release and charge them for the higher version number."

"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."
turdshine by theantilulz November 5, 2011

turdskiing

Ana went turdskiing in skidrow

The Turdski ferry 

When you go to the bathroom to throw up and there is a Turd already in the toilet (left by you or someone else) and you still throw up on it. So the vomit is sitting on the Turd like people on a ferry ride.
Bro I just threw up and added a few more passengers to the Turdski ferry!

turdskillet 

Someone who is especially awesome or well-liked, or someone who is your main brah.
B: WHAT'S UP, TURDSKILLET
T: NOTHIN MUCH, BRAH

Turdspin 

When you insert your dick in someone's asshole after they've taken a shit and spin around
"Do a turdspin"
"Yeah man"
Turdspin by Romanisagod October 2, 2019

turdslinger

"Turdslingers" are a group of people, cult, street gang, subculture and social trend. They are known for being loutish, uncultured people know for their profanity and rudeness. They are unrefined or unsophisticated. They wear colorful skinny jeans, Converse, Vans and T-shirts from Hot Topic.

They tend to have weird custom made belt buckles and ride fixed gear bicycles. They can be found shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters.

They often have ironic taste, like to make art and have handlebar or waxed mustaches.

They often listen to indie, alternative, experimental, vintage, obscure or noise music. Bands you've never hear of before.

They are often virgins, unemployed, live in their mom's basement, are part of the furry fandom, watch anime and read manga. They typically play card games and board games.

They often *refrain* from using alcohol, tobacco and other recreational drugs.

They often play retro and handheld console video games and form LAN Parties.

They cosplay, Live action role play, Tabletop games and go to comic book & Star Trek conventions.

They are often so mentally deranged and exhausted from years of masturbating to porn that they become sociopaths.

They make wild, bold and unnecessary choices and are juvenile delinquents.

They like making self publishes magazines and having polarizing, unpopular opinions.

They read underground, slice of life and autobiographical comic strips.
Cindy: aye, who's that man child there. he's a cute one, isn't he?
Bob: don't shag him, he's a right turdslinger, he is.

Stacy: fancied a boy at the dance, too bad he's a turdslinger like his father.
Chad: he comes from a long line of those, I reckon.