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Super-cool and self-assured, "Jeanie"s actually enjoy that statistically speaking, they don't even fall in the top THOUSAND of popular baby names in the last half-century. Her name (ONE "n", ONE "i", thank you) is not the only thing that sets her apart. She can spot a poser from a mile away, and subsequently cut them down with her signature thousand-yard stare. Friendly and cultured, but word to the wise - do NOT cross her.
"Jeanie? As in, 'I Dream of...?' Can you grant me three wishes?"

"Ha ha, good one. First time I've heard that! TODAY."
Jeanie by The Jean Jeanie February 3, 2010
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A Mexicanese Goddess whose which beauty is undescribable with words and can only be explained with a wide-eyed open-mouthed drooling facial expression.
A Comatose in which the subject is rendered immobile due to the overwhelming beauty of this "Jeanie"
jeanie by William September 3, 2008
The greatest friend you will ever have. They are extremely chill and you will feel comfortable enough to say anything around one. Jeanies are super sweet and are always there for you, but never cross a Jeanie. A Jeanie will fuck you up before you even realize what's going on. Nonetheless you will always love your Jeanie.
Damn that girl is a total Jeanie!
Yeah I heard she's hella lit
Jeanie by myfacebrown November 5, 2018
acts quiet but knows alot, will surprise yo dum ass, do nut tempt her periodt!
Jeanie can be nice , but when it's time to throw down you'll forget u even said a word to that girl.
Jeanie by hello america September 25, 2018
Someone who goes to a ski resort wearing jeans just to say they were up there ussualy hang in an arcade trying to hit on ski girls
That kids a Jeanie I bet he can't even snowboard
Jeanie by Poolov Uriene January 27, 2009
a huggee jeanie that lives in a bottle
and only appears when rubbed by a nicalia ( the right way )
look at that sexy thing in the sky ... its a jeanie!! nicalia must have rubbed it the right way!!
jeanie by nicole933938 June 11, 2008
A girl who is either mega old, or named unfortunately after an old person. Gets called mean things, yet throws down when necessary.
Who's that one old lady that goes to bingo every wednesday?

Oh that's Jeanie.
Jeanie by Cassie(: December 18, 2009