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A very small penis (Tea-nis)
Friend: My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex

Other friend: He probably has a teenis
Teenis by Trash bag69 November 21, 2018

the teenies 

The coined term for the new decade of 2010-2019, corresponding with the eighties, nineties, naughties, etc.
OMG, i can't believe we're in the teenies already!
the teenies by KangarooJack69 December 25, 2009
1)(Usually) teenaged girls/boys who try so hard be alternative and not to be part of "mainstream" culture that they get pulled into another "mainstream" culture invented for them while thinking noone else is like them.

2)Usually underage drinkers and usually in early teens. They usually drink too much and take too many drugs often vomiting and needing medical assistance waisting valuable medical staff's time. At the time they may be crying or something similar but then in a few days time this event will go down in theirs and the other teenies minds as a heroic event and they will try to bring up the topic of them vomiting at every possible opurtunity recounting the tale with them as a hero.
Teenies teenies teenies
teenies by Meloph August 4, 2006
To the point, teenus means a tiny penis, however the combination of spelling is altered. However, it is used as a mild offence, such as poo, egghead, and bumface.
"OMG, that Lee Kersen Mascerenhas is such a teenus, he is always eating sausage".
Teenus by EJHERBS December 15, 2010
A "Teenis" is a tiny penis.
I asked her why her clit was so big and she told me it was her "teenis".
Teenis by JS Bach November 1, 2011
Teenies in my eyes are young people (aged 10 - 14) who ty to be like the main subculture around them eg emo scene hxc ect ect. they walk around copying the older sene kids and try to be like them. they claim to like old rock/punk metal ect from the 80's like sex pistols, Ac/Dc, the ramones ect ect. They claim to love bands like enter shikari myspace.com/entershikari and yet get pulled out at almost ever standing show and cant handle pits. they love the colours pink and black and purple and always wear something with skulls on.say the name of a band and within 2weeks it will be ther "fave" band.
OMG i LOVE panic! at the disco the singers soooo hot!! typical teenies
teenies by RaiseHell January 12, 2007