One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a
crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a
crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.
Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black,
Jungle Green