Schnib 

A miniscule portion of something.

Can I have a schnib of your pasta, broski?
Dude, I only need a schnib of your time.
Don't schnib the pizza guy, bra!

Schnib by acerimmerkipper October 14, 2012

Schnib 

Schnib is a term for the male penis.

"She wants the schnib."

"My schnib is huge."

Schnib by schniby February 4, 2010

schnib 

Schnib is a similar word to damn or idiot.

"You Schnib!!!"
"Schnib, I've just stained the carpet with wine and the colour won't come out!"

schnib by Rmg12 November 10, 2008

schnib 

To grab/hold down someone

Im only 13 and i got caught on my first night getting onit, the police officer had schnib me at the front of the car and put the hand-cuffs on me to take me to the police station

schnib by ClydebankHubParkYoungTeam January 17, 2019

Schnib

Schnib is a name or another word for willy!

"oh that fucking guy Schnib is trash at any game he plays" - Pshodo

"oh thats a big schnib!"

Schnib by Pshodo October 15, 2025

doink schnib gooblede goop 

A common word used by tourette suffers, usually found accompanying the word cunt, but can equally accompany such words as fuck, fuckidy-fuck, knobsuckingslut, or hello

"good morning doink schnib gooblede goop cunt cunt cunt, dear friend, how are you,wooop."
One ticket to woooop, fuckity-fuck, small penised cuntrimmer, doink schnib gooblede goop, the city,please, cunt.

doink schnib gooblede goop by doinkman October 20, 2008

Schnide 

Schnide - losing streak or long dry spell. Bad luck

Dude, you need to get laid !! You need to get off the “ schnide”, man....

Schnide by Gizzard125 January 2, 2019