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discreet 

A word gay/bi men use to describe themselves in a cool way that they are closet cases and have no intention of coming out soon. This allows them to maintain perceived heterosexual privilege while engaging in their true sexual desires.
"Are you out?"
"No, I'm totally discreet man. I got a girl...she can't know about this."
"Ah, ok I guess I'll keep looking."
"Not into flamers anyway."
"Who says I'm a flamer just because I'm out?"
"Most are."
"Stereotype. You should really come out man."
discreet by Blueiris May 4, 2009
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discreet 

Adjective describing a sexual encounter, with the intent of keeping said encounter a secret. Often used by married men when soliciting sexual activities from women other than their wives.
Joe wanted to cheat on his wife, so he asked a girl on the internet if she was interested in something discreet.
discreet by Linda Harper August 23, 2004

discreet 

A delicate issue (mostly emotional )that need to be approached with care and great consideration...
Abdullah discreetly told to Leeroy that his dog was ran over...
discreet by mosku June 24, 2005

discreet 

"So I's walkin' down DISCREET when ... Niggacadabra !! A whole book of gift coupons from Popeye's just fell from the skies right be fo my eyes!"
discreet by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

Discreet mathematics 

Discreet mathematics refers to the subtle study of mathematics. Discreet mathematics is characterised by furtive looks in maths textbooks disguised as pr0n and by secret maths lectures held in abandoned warehouses at midnight.

The origins of discreet mathematics can be traced to the 19th century, where young women interested in the mathematical and scientific subjects were unable to openly pursue such studies. Instead, they disguised their math textbooks as lifestyle magazines, and talked about mathematics in a secret code, called Polari.

This became unnecessary due to the total abolition of any form of sexism at all in 1964 by the Ghost of President Kennedy.

Discreet Beat 

Masturbating while someone else is in the room without them knowing you are doing so.
My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.

I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.
Discreet Beat by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011

discreet graphics 

A white ass way of saying dedicated graphics card

NOT INTEGRATED, NOT ONBOARD
Nice new laptop Tyrone!

"Thanks chance, it has a discreet graphics GeForce card installed"
discreet graphics by DRANGO May 7, 2017