Cloops 

(noun) The scoring of many baskets by a player in the game of basketball.

(Ex.) Man, did you see Kobe score 40 pts. last night. He had them cloops.

(Ex.)

Lebron: Man, I am going to ball you up at the park today.

Kobe: Common Lebron, everybody knows you ain't got them cloops.

Cloops by losthustla07 October 4, 2012

Clooshtabloosh

Term used during a moment of absolute uncertainty and blankness of the mind.

Whats that clooshtabloosh over there.

Clooshtabloosh by Clooshtabloosh August 2, 2008

Coopsey 

A very odd individual which wears glasses and survives on a diet of a popular tea-time snack of 'custard creams'. The 'Coopsey' will go about its day looking for tight and un-accessable spaces between two people to nest in. The 'Coopsey' will bring horror and hatred to those in the surrounding area by annoyingly pushing them aside when sitting down.

Jack: 'I hope that guy doesn't sit here, theres not enough room'
Jill: ' oh god, he's doing a coopsey!'.

Coopsey by MayorOfLincoln57 January 7, 2011

Cloop 

A slimy, gooey or sticky substance, similar to gloop or goop.

My hands are covered in cloop!

Cloop by Cat-thulhu April 2, 2022

clopsexual 

Literally beastiality.... The Bronies who want to have sexual relations with My little Pony Characters. Creepy as hell, but it's a real sexuality according to the apparent 30-60 thousand clopsexuals.

(No offence but fucking Ponies is beastiality and that's fucked up)

Son: Mom, Dad, I'm Clopsexual....
Mom: What?
Son: Clopsexual
Dad: Well... That's beastiality/
Son: JUST ACCEPT ME!!!! (storms out)

clopsexual by lwils April 8, 2016

Cloots 

What you're supposed to yell when you see someone fucking a car muffler

"Dude, look over there in that parking lot!"

"Eew, Cloots!"

Cloots by The Scav Man April 1, 2009

Cloobs 

A term used widely on twitter to describe fem nikolai gogols boobs (clown boobs)

Person 1: “Yo fem nikolais got huge clown tiddies.”
Person 2: “Uhm akshually, theyre called cloobs 🤓☝️”

Cloobs by dacever April 29, 2023