n. (bloo`mun`de) 1. a nick on IRC with a spelling that happens to create the most unfortunate fit in the list of words in the Urban Dictionary, 2. someone pretentious about her beauty who ends up looking truly ugly due to the surroundings in which she finds herself, 3. a hugely unfortunate juxtaposition that creates unintentional irony
"I turned out to be such a blumonday advertising myself all around IRC in a way that I thought would make me appear beautiful but then I found myself in the middle of the blumpkies."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.