an incredibly annoying series of texts that either
a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive
a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive
God Damn it. I gave Debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where I am. Avoiding Debby, that's where.
by MC hammer April 27, 2012
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by Liam Maloney December 9, 2007
Get the Halt! Hammerzeit! mug.German for "hammer time," often used in conjunction with a picture of some Nazi soldiers mocking their comrade who has fallen on the ice. Also a multiplayer game on Halo 3.
by Kevin__C January 3, 2008
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Students: two syllables?
Teacher: AGGRESSIVELY nods. Gestures, Hammer and points at a belt
Students: hammerbelt?... kammerzelt!
Students: two syllables?
Teacher: AGGRESSIVELY nods. Gestures, Hammer and points at a belt
Students: hammerbelt?... kammerzelt!
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A purely American term, despite it's German wording, that literally translates out to "Hammertime", which is the abomination that a one hit wonder singer named MC Hammer unleashed upon the world. This phrase is often used in conjunction (and quite possibly based upon) a picture of four German WWII-era Heer (Army) infantry standing on a iced-over pond, one of whom has slipped upon said ice and appears to be break dancing, and his cohorts are mocking his accident. It is by sheer stupidity, and misinformation that this was created, but it is here nonetheless, and is rapidly catching on as a meme. Whoever that mysterous German soldier is, I wish you well in the afterlife...
A purely American term, despite it's German wording, that literally translates out to "Hammertime", which is the abomination that a one hit wonder singer named MC Hammer unleashed upon the world. This phrase is often used in conjunction (and quite possibly based upon) a picture of four German WWII-era Heer (Army) infantry standing on a iced-over pond, one of whom has slipped upon said ice and appears to be break dancing, and his cohorts are mocking his accident. It is by sheer stupidity, and misinformation that this was created, but it is here nonetheless, and is rapidly catching on as a meme. Whoever that mysterous German soldier is, I wish you well in the afterlife...
Halt, Hammerzeit!
by Joe 2.0.1 January 19, 2010
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