See, the reason you think this is because you have what's called, "bottom syndrome," which is a condition in which bottoms see someone they *want* to get railed by, but is actually a bottom, and claim they are a top, because the horny sensors in their brain blind them from seeing what's true. It's a common phenomenon amongst your people.
by Yeetthismeat October 20, 2021
Unlike Down Syndrome which causes a person suffering from it to have below average intelligence amongst other physical flaws, Bottom Syndrome causes a person suffering from it to be as stupid as humanly possible.
Mike: Man, john is just such a retard! does he have down-syndrome?
Richard: Actually, he's too stupid to have Down syndrome, i think he might have Bottom Syndrome.
Richard: Actually, he's too stupid to have Down syndrome, i think he might have Bottom Syndrome.
by Fruitfly February 16, 2012
A person with a very flat rear end, usually resembling two large flat pancakes. Usually this person is rather thin and slender, and could be otherwise attractive. Its simply the lack of a behind
Hey check out that cute girl. Shes really pretty!
Yeah, but she's a victim of pancake bottom syndrome. Her behind is flat as a pancake.
Yeah, but she's a victim of pancake bottom syndrome. Her behind is flat as a pancake.
by rvanewsworthy May 6, 2013
When a bottom's brain associates orgasm with anal stimulation so much that it becomes hard or impossible to orgasm from penile stimulation alone
I tried to beat off last night but I couldn't cum without fingering myself, classic bottom syndrome popped off
by Fameless March 8, 2019
by razvanovicio September 20, 2022
someone who constantly has sweater paws, very shy, blushes at everything, and blatantly obviously bottoms in bed. (typically in lgb+ relationships)
by sister sex pistols June 13, 2019