parascoping

The act of quickly turning your chat window on Facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. It is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots.

I was parascoping on Facebook last night, spotted Jenny so I quickly submerged again. That broad has all the personality of herpes.

parascoping by hooligan1968 January 17, 2011

parascoping

verb.

When one's penis goes though the opening of his boxers. Usually occuring when getting out of bed, or after sitting.

Dan: "Good morning Christy!"

Christy: "Dude! Fix your boxers! You're parascoping!"

parascoping by parascoper November 13, 2011

Parascoping

When one gets a boner in waist deep water causing the tip to protrude the surface.

While at the swim up bar, Matt was caught parascoping while speaking with an attractive girl.

Parascoping by CleverIdiot April 17, 2015

Parascoping

When you shit in a public bathroom and you want to see if the coast is clear (especially when you know a cursplosion is on tap) so you turn your camera on and “parascope” under the stall wall and search for shoes. When the coast is clear then you can stock the pond with a bunch of brown trout without embarrassment!

Parascoping: Aw damn, those are Bob’s shoes two stalls down, he needs to finish his business and get back to work so I can fire off a couple of dook mortars

Parascoping by C22narf October 24, 2022

parapooping 

In a bathroom stall, one grabs the tops of the walls and places one foot over each wall. One then proceeds to defecate from approximately 5 feet above the toilet. If one has diarrhea, this is called an enola spray.

James: Yo that seat is gross.
Phil:just go parapooping.

parapooping by zacizzle May 11, 2009

periscoping 

The practice of keeping your phone off or in flight mode most of the day to save battery and only turning it on briefly every now and then to check your messages, missed calls, fantasy football points, the football scores etc.

Like a WW2 submarine; coming up periodically to check their position and take on fresh air before going deep to avoid detection.

Jim: "Does Clive know we're headed to the Anchor, I can't hold of him? "
Greg: "He's periscoping so best just message him on Whatsapp to meet us there"

periscoping by Banksy1441 December 21, 2017

down periscoping 

pushing your penis downwards to enable penertration into a female laid on her back with legs behind her ears.

down periscoping has to be tried

down periscoping by paul johns December 15, 2004