Tom Smith

A prayer often recited by partakers of st anselms secondary school

Our father

Who rides in heaven
Hallowed by our birds breasts
Thy butty come
Thy will be done😉
Give us today our good feeling
And forgive us our unskilled moves
As we forgive hers who too are unskilled
And lead us not into simpnation
And deliver us from evil
Amen

Person 1: ayo bro come recite Tom Smith with me
Person 2: yes bro let's take time out of our day to be wierdos
Both: Our father

Who rides in heaven
Hallowed by our birds breasts
Thy butty come
Thy will be done😉
Give us today our good feeling
And forgive us our unskilled moves
As we forgive hers who too are unskilled
And lead us not into simpnation
And deliver us from evil
Amen
Person 2: bro that was mas funny🤣

Tom Smith by Gay lord69 December 20, 2020

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Tom Smith

The best guy like ever in the world
Dead fit
Can't find any faults
Wants to be an actor
HILARIOUS MAN
beautiful inside and out

Girl 1: Hey do you know Tom Smith?
Girl 1: Nah who's he?
Girl 1: Oh only the most amazing guy ever!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!

Tom Smith by IlikeCHEESEalot November 9, 2011

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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